Not all who wander are lost.Tumblr (3.0; @semperjuris)http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://ensyme.tumblr.com/post/167032729455/you-a-virgin-striptease-me-a-gamer-titty" class="tumblr_blog">ensyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you, a virgin: striptease</p> <p>me, a gamer: titty unboxing vid</p> </blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175288763724http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175288763724Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:39:51 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c52873db57ac26e4355aa7a255fe7981/tumblr_paydwy0wIb1rchv0wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5a142cb612ab893856eaf0efa182d996/tumblr_paydwy0wIb1rchv0wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://switchingtogeico.tumblr.com/post/175286470832/i-just-came-upstairs-and-he-had-a-fucking-knife" class="tumblr_blog">switchingtogeico</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE</p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175288055929http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175288055929Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:13:17 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3612b7a774cddb41cd74be927bf3bb5/tumblr_p866pi2Vao1rbl5oro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://achryathesecond.tumblr.com/post/174037528394/captainblitzy-this-wins-the-internet-for-the" class="tumblr_blog">achryathesecond</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://captainblitzy.tumblr.com/post/173554767852/this-wins-the-internet-for-the-day" class="tumblr_blog">captainblitzy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This wins the internet for the day.</p></blockquote> <p>“Man’s got anxiety.” <br/></p> <p>I genuinely feel this is something M’Baku would be aware of and concerned about. He’s just that dude. Pranks, but not the triggering kind, keep it cool. </p> </blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175279155914http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175279155914Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:51:59 -0700<p><a href="https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/154956766185/the-signs-and-cities" class="tumblr_blog">normal-horoscopes</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Aries: A city of ripplling marble walls that stand fast against the sea. A city of hidden gardens.</p> <p>Taurus: Vast umber halls now buried. A grand courthouse now a necropolis that guards sacred remains.</p> <p>Gemini: Cities separated by a great bridge, the methods of its construction now lost to time.</p> <p>Cancer: The streets of an old port city reclaimed by the sea. Host to new dwellers.</p> <p>Leo: A city tied in knots. No map will be of use.</p> <p>Virgo: A city carved from the bones of something titanic and long dead.</p> <p>Libra: A holy city cloaked in iron and coffee.</p> <p>Scorpio: A market district so vibrant it has a language and an embassy all its own.</p> <p>Ophiuchus: The city of pipes, shafts, and poverty. A refuge from the shining city above.</p> <p>Sagittarius: A city on rails. So many shifting parts it feels as if it may depart any moment.</p> <p>Capricorn: A city of srtorms. A city powered by a thousand funnles, aquaducts, and dynamos.</p> <p>Aquarius: A grand capital. A headstone to every city like it that came before.</p> <p>Pisces: A palace now pinned to the earth by trees. The dusty crown worn by wolves.</p> </blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175249190709http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175249190709Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:50:42 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5be26a91e39d27c1ba8893af313090e1/tumblr_ouna31Ag9y1ubukupo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b051b962bb671af7fdd63fd6abb727bc/tumblr_ouna31Ag9y1ubukupo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://redscharlach.tumblr.com/post/171828041776/my-name-is-cow-and-wen-i-see-a-sign-that-dont" class="tumblr_blog">redscharlach</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>My name is cow<br/>and wen I see<br/>a sign that don’t<br/>apply to me<br/>I laff at dogs<br/>who cannot stray<br/>and with much glee<br/>I skip awae<br/></p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175249108979http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175249108979Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:47:56 -0700<p><a href="https://1dapologist.tumblr.com/post/173766741605/i-miss-the-90s-i-was-barely-conscious-and-had-no" class="tumblr_blog">1dapologist</a>:</p><blockquote><p>i miss the 90s i was barely conscious and had no responsibilities</p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175249040219http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175249040219Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:45:35 -0700<p><a href="https://malefeministthor.tumblr.com/post/175090190601/mjolnir-is-a-lesbian-consider-loves-thor" class="tumblr_blog">malefeministthor</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Mjolnir is a lesbian. Consider</p> <ul><li>Loves thor </li> <li>OBLITERATED by cate blanchette </li> </ul></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248982529http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248982529Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:43:35 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cfdfdb052889218b9d0eb26c76a76a8c/tumblr_oc13iqSlgQ1sa5498o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://the-at-symbol.tumblr.com/post/174405720966/argumate-penfairy-some-oddly-specific-advice" class="tumblr_blog">the-at-symbol</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/174401334044/penfairy-some-oddly-specific-advice-from-hesiod" class="tumblr_blog">argumate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://penfairy.tumblr.com/post/149054812844/some-oddly-specific-advice-from-hesiod-c700-bc" class="tumblr_blog">penfairy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)</p></blockquote> <p>which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)</p> </blockquote> <p>Grain-stealing thots</p> </blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248817739http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248817739Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:37:51 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd11cd5358b3812192770acb81774cdc/tumblr_ou8trkCHDI1r9y691o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nikadd.tumblr.com/post/163955576665/minuute-precumming-im-wow-ok-drag-em" class="tumblr_blog">nikadd</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://minuute.tumblr.com/post/163852024148/precumming-im-wow-ok-drag-em" class="tumblr_blog">minuute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://precumming.tumblr.com/post/163851574597/im" class="tumblr_blog">precumming</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I’m…</p></blockquote> <p>Wow ok… drag em</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="794" data-orig-width="1492"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8d3a92029644a00123ccea0d81f48898/tumblr_inline_oudtfoxwyM1rjybm1_540.png" data-orig-height="794" data-orig-width="1492"/></figure></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248319359http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248319359Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:20:33 -0700<p><a href="http://rebelmeg.tumblr.com/post/169624547321/yourfluffiestnightmare-in-cos-when-they-try-to" class="tumblr_blog">rebelmeg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://yourfluffiestnightmare.tumblr.com/post/162193430738/in-cos-when-they-try-to-sneak-into-myrtles" class="tumblr_blog">yourfluffiestnightmare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="501" data-orig-height="23" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d116b4a77378b311f68a362305db6165/tumblr_inline_os1lg1ZILo1t8dzn4_540.png" data-orig-width="501" data-orig-height="23"/></figure><p>In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from <br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="146" data-orig-width="627"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/321bcec8b1a59e65fa77ed3b0460481a/tumblr_inline_os1lqzyykW1t8dzn4_540.png" data-orig-height="146" data-orig-width="627"/></figure><p>to<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="62" data-orig-width="625"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cbdad61e712ca835ad15b3c15e10f999/tumblr_inline_os1lm0TUxy1t8dzn4_540.png" data-orig-height="62" data-orig-width="625"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.</p> </blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248278429http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248278429Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:19:14 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2564013dea1eb1692c2df6951a339c0d/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1c39822efb1740a689faec9eeb785899/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/27282d7f473e86f6adebd814d73dd01b/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/40be4b9b77ab4a42bc7bdd9ac7e02af7/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2a7a95d3f5c5384c1831c43aa40f3a56/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb14ff6a2ea1561490cd0d40190b0187/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f214ebaa3cafc75869b92b8fc3e2ad70/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bd600eb98ce96b8032f97de96093103e/tumblr_paui61zLY21xoyw8po8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://the-punning-ubus.tumblr.com/post/175216107705/catchymemes-conditional-immortality-of" class="tumblr_blog">the-punning-ubus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://catchymemes.tumblr.com/post/175215309513/conditional-immortality-of-lobsters" class="tumblr_blog">catchymemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style=""> Conditional Immortality of Lobsters <br/></p></blockquote> <p>so its either being eaten by humans in the end or being eaten by bacteria in a suit to tight for them in the end</p> <p>honestly i cant decide which is worse</p> </blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248224689http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175248224689Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:17:17 -0700<p><a href="https://bootyscientist2.tumblr.com/post/174051853732/unpopular-opinion-some-people-absolutely-do-not" class="tumblr_blog">bootyscientist2</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Unpopular opinion: Some people absolutely do not deserve a second chance </p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228974914http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228974914Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:17:37 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f7db963c97fe61acb617dcf8dd8fcb3d/tumblr_on8wqivSR01vi0gwdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kidslutti-.tumblr.com/post/174520356040/lmao-queen" class="tumblr_blog">kidslutti-</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lmao queen </p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228972359http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228972359Sun, 24 Jun 2018 22:17:31 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1d1210a44218e3d3571bc50e8a39800a/tumblr_p849y3s0ah1wrt8hqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://unabashedlybi.tumblr.com/post/174038975278/niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice" class="tumblr_blog">unabashedlybi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice</p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228355619http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228355619Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:53:17 -0700<p><a href="https://genericdubstep.tumblr.com/post/175203940605/yelling-at-autistic-people-is-not-going-to-help" class="tumblr_blog">genericdubstep</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Yelling at autistic people is not going to help them. They’re not going to learn perfect social skills because you abuse them, they will just be too afraid to show signs of autism when you’re nearby. </p><p>You’re a genuine monster if you think bullying someone into acting normal is acceptable.</p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228256634http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228256634Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:49:30 -0700 <video id='embed-5b32e550a36b5048043622' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oef7hwPcvS1r3uvu0_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":38,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://65.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_oef7hwPcvS1r3uvu0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://semperjuris.tumblr.com/video_file/t:Mq3bhDtGH7PEhSyd4DRrAg/175228179739/tumblr_oef7hwPcvS1r3uvu0" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228179739http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228179739Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:46:28 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8f394a4d41b112b3f2ccda16ba9555dd/tumblr_p9tolpaqYI1qz63n0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228120819http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228120819Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:44:08 -0700<p><a href="http://goodqueenalys.tumblr.com/post/175214868432/no-one-wearing-a-crown-comes-in-the-name-of" class="tumblr_blog">goodqueenalys</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote>“no one wearing a crown comes in the name of peace”</blockquote> <p>—  <i>queens show no mercy</i> [<a href="http://americachavex.co.vu/">J.M</a>] (via <a href="http://bookphile.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">bookphile</a>)</p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228113654http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228113654Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:43:51 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8587c5711ac3da30da7750af208df3e7/tumblr_p74q52akEW1rpf0t3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228055779http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175228055779Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:41:48 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/169441a5873b93e5b97c70c64735466e/tumblr_p95xwtwpRY1uv8k0uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://eightbitstories.com/post/174167886344/patreon" class="tumblr_blog">8-bitstories</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> ♈ <b><a href="http://patreon.com/8bitstories">patreon</a></b><br/></p></blockquote>http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175227552884http://semperjuris.tumblr.com/post/175227552884Sun, 24 Jun 2018 21:22:55 -0700